October 10, 2020 Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded SUV reportedly found itself lost…
August 12, 2020 Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea Belle Delphine Arrested for Selling Gamer Girl Uranium to North Korea WASHINGTON — The FBI confirmed today that viral internet celebrity Mary-Belle Kirschner, better known as Belle Delphine, has been taken into custody for her attempt…
April 25, 2020 North Korea’s Mom Demands Little Sister Gets a Turn as Dictator North Korea’s Mom Demands Little Sister Gets a Turn as Dictator PYONGYANG — North Korea’s mother has demanded that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un give his little sister Kim Yo-jong a turn as dictator now that he…
August 10, 2017 World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to launch a tactical nuke. Experts…
