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Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids FailLocal Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail

Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail

PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth…

5 years ago
Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With SonGamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

5 years ago
This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will UnderstandThis Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand

This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand

Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.

6 years ago
It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III YetIt’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

It’s Unethical to Bring Children into World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet

Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such…

8 years ago