August 29, 2020 Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail Local Police Forced to Stop Supernatural Evil Plaguing Town After Neighborhood Kids Fail PAXTON, Mass. — The failure of a precocious gang of tween misfits to vanquish a cosmic evil known as Hy’groth and their resulting slaughter has…
June 21, 2020 Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his son Chet, 12, after over…
May 7, 2019 This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand This Is the Only Way I Know How to Tell My Children So That They Will Understand Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.
September 1, 2017 It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet It’s Unethical to Bring Children into a World That Doesn’t Have Kingdom Hearts III Yet Do you have kids? If you answered yes, then you are a monster. How could you bring children into such a cruel, callous world that…
