April 18, 2021 Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs Pope Heartbroken to Discover Church Is Evil in Most JRPGs VATICAN CITY — Following an announcement from Vatican officials that Pope Francis has started playing video games to pass time during quarantine, the Pope has…
July 23, 2020 Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured Racist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured BOSTON — Offending his viewers by asserting that all of his characters’ hit points matter equally, JRPG enthusiast and known racist William Jepsen came under…
January 15, 2019 Sony Unveils JRPG Controller That’s Just One Big Button Sony Unveils JRPG Controller That’s Just One Big Button TOKYO, Japan — SONY, in collaboration with Square Enix, have unveiled a brand new controller designed for fans of the JRPG genre. Called “JTXB” (Just…
November 3, 2018 “Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game “Over 100 Hours of Gameplay,” Threatens New Game Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that threatens potential buyers with “hundreds…
