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Campaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue OptionsCampaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue Options

Campaign Staff Begging Joe Biden to Stop Mashing Through Dialogue Options

PHILADELPHIA — Staffers within the Joe Biden presidential campaign are reportedly begging the former Vice President to stop mashing the…

5 years ago
Moderates Attempt to Cancel America’s EvolutionModerates Attempt to Cancel America’s Evolution

Moderates Attempt to Cancel America’s Evolution

UNITED STATES — After years and countless experience points towards progression, America has finally reached a high enough level to…

5 years ago
CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy ChestCNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest

CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest

NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary…

5 years ago
Nation Not Sure Normal-Type Candidate Even Worth CatchingNation Not Sure Normal-Type Candidate Even Worth Catching

Nation Not Sure Normal-Type Candidate Even Worth Catching

CEDAR RAPIDS, Mich. — After months of deliberation during a contentious Democratic primary, voters are beginning to wonder whether a…

5 years ago
Joe Biden Receives Key ‘Spacer’s Choice’ EndorsementJoe Biden Receives Key ‘Spacer’s Choice’ Endorsement

Joe Biden Receives Key ‘Spacer’s Choice’ Endorsement

EDGEWATER — Democratic nominee hopeful Joe Biden has been endorsed by Spacer’s Choice, the candidate announced over the weekend. “I…

5 years ago
Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple Threat MatchReport: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in a Triple Threat Match

Report: Only 9% of Voters Think Joe Biden Could Defeat John Cena and The Undertaker in Triple Threat Match

WASHINGTON — In a sharp rebuke towards his flagging candidacy, only 9% of Democratic voters believe Joe Biden could defeat…

5 years ago