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Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much WritingAspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing

Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing

LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…

5 years ago
Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ TutorialResume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial

Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial

OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into…

5 years ago
Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook AgainFacebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again

MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…

5 years ago
Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal AgainLaid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again

LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…

5 years ago
Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 PagesMario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages

Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout…

5 years ago
Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…

5 years ago
Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance ReviewWoman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review

LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…

5 years ago
Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory JobAmazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job

Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job

The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that…

7 years ago
Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of ResumeCounter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume

Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume

LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an…

8 years ago