November 27, 2020 Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing LAKE FOREST, Ill. â Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio this morning, complaining it had…
November 19, 2020 Resume Updated Two Minutes Into âPhotoshop Basicsâ Tutorial Resume Updated Two Minutes Into âPhotoshop Basicsâ Tutorial OMAHA, Neb. â Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include âproficient at Photoshopâ roughly two minutes into a 5-hour tutorial on the…
April 22, 2020 Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again Facebook Employee Wastes Whole Day on Facebook Again MENLO PARK â With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at Facebook headquarters was reportedly distraught…
April 13, 2020 Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again LINCOLN, Neb. â After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local gamer Dale Lowry has reportedly…
April 12, 2020 Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages MUSHROOM KINGDOM â Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout of unemployment due to the…
April 7, 2020 Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’ Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’ SACRAMENTO, Calif. â Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt to look more professional. âAs…
March 14, 2020 Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review Woman Worried to Find Room Full of Ammo and Health Before Performance Review LANSING, Mich. â Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold, junior accountant Megan Williams was…
June 8, 2018 Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dadâs Factory Job Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built a Labo Robot That Took His Dadâs Factory Job The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that you arenât nearly as Labo-savvy…
October 9, 2017 Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume Counter-Strike K/D Ratio Listed on Skills and Experience Section of Resume LAKEVILLE, Minn. â Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an edge in the fast-paced food…
