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New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan GreentextNew JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext

New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext

LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely…

5 years ago
JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy NovelJK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

5 years ago
Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott CardProgress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card

Progress: We Finally Have Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…

5 years ago
J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising CampaignJ.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…

5 years ago
Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming GenderPottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…

5 years ago
Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck MachineRick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine

Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson Pansexual Fuck Machine

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

6 years ago
J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All AlongJ.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along

J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along

LONDON, U.K. — In a controversial Tweet this morning, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that you, the reader, have…

6 years ago