September 15, 2020 New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext LONDON — Best-selling author JK Rowling announced today that her new novel Troubled Blood will be published anonymously, written entirely in a greentext story on…
September 14, 2020 JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as a woman in order to…
June 15, 2020 Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott Card now that J.K. Rowling’s…
February 23, 2020 J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has announced on…
December 19, 2019 Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm their gender at the behest…
May 14, 2019 Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck machine, regularly engaging in “Olympic-esque…
February 1, 2019 J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along LONDON, U.K. — In a controversial Tweet this morning, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that you, the reader, have been gay ever since the…
