December 18, 2020 J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda J.J. Abrams-Directed Episode of Mandalorian Reveals Wait No His Name Actually Is Baby Yoda SAN FRANCISCO — The J.J. Abrams helmed season finale of The Mandaorian has revealed that the name of the adorable creature that viewers are fixated…
June 15, 2020 ‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is ‘Abrams Cut’ of The Last Jedi Spends Extra 30 Minutes Revealing Who Every Porgs’ Dad Is LOS ANGELES — Disney surprise announced a “JJ Abrams Cut” of Star Wars: The Last Jedi this morning which they say will add more depth…
March 24, 2020 ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the “Skywalker Saga” films left many unanswered questions, the novelization of last year’s Star Wars…
March 16, 2020 J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ J.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker that expands the story of…
February 28, 2020 J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’ BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t stop placing lunch orders by…
February 20, 2018 J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters J.J. Abrams Caught Sneaking Cloverfield Stickers Onto Black Panther Posters MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther posters with rolls of Cloverfield…
