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Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel JosephTwitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago
And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried YouAnd When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

And When There Was Only One Set of Kills in Duos, That Was When I Carried You

One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…

5 years ago
Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario PartyBible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

Bible Scholars Reveal Jesus Christ Played Shit-Ton of Mario Party

VATICAN CITY — Bible Scholars have determined that Jesus Christ’s hand injuries, previously thought to have been caused by crucifixion,…

7 years ago
God Resigns After Discovery of Old TestamentGod Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

7 years ago