February 14, 2021 Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is being secretly recorded and broadcast…
February 2, 2021 I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day I Can’t Wait to Start Whackin’ Off All Day Hello gamers! By now you’ve probably read from a dozen different outlets that I have decided to step down as CEO of Amazon. All of…
