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Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’

CORUSCANT — Local Jedi Knight Randor Holobon says he regrets showing up to a routine peace-keeping mission wielding a red…

3 years ago

It Shouldn’t Take 25 Hours of Gameplay to Unlock the Ewok Crying About His Dead Friend

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…

7 years ago