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Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There

KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…

5 years ago

Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored

LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe…

6 years ago

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…

7 years ago