February 3, 2020 Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There Aspiring Terrorist Deletes Every Mean Tweet About ISIS After Applying for Job There KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts criticizing the Islamic State of…
June 19, 2018 Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored Marvel Reveals Thanos Erased ISIS and It Will Return if Universe is Restored LOS ANGELES — Joe and Anthony Russo revealed today that, not only is it canon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that Thanos erased ISIS with…
August 2, 2017 Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend their “positivity” token to play…
