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iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You BuyiPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy

iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…

4 years ago
Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to HimMan’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…

4 years ago
Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

5 years ago
Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With AppleGamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

5 years ago
John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite VideoJohn Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

5 years ago
New Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor FriendsNew Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor Friends

New Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor Friends

CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product…

6 years ago
Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny MotherfuckerAndroid User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker

Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker

REDMOND, Wash. — Samsung Galaxy S9 owner Keith Anderson was added to what was previously an iMessage group chat last…

6 years ago