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iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…

3 years ago

Man’s Cell Phone Disagrees That Alexa Is Listening to Him

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…

4 years ago

Tim Cook Announces “We Decided to Make the iPhone Worse This Time”

CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook astonished Silicon Valley with a promise to disregard customers’ high expectations at this…

4 years ago

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video

LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…

4 years ago

New Apple iLadder Lets You Look Down on Your Poor Friends

CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product…

6 years ago

Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker

REDMOND, Wash. — Samsung Galaxy S9 owner Keith Anderson was added to what was previously an iMessage group chat last…

6 years ago