November 29, 2020 Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee Dog Wastes Only Inventory Slot on Frisbee SEATTLE — Adorable old english sheepdog and total noob, Pancakes, blew the only slot in his extremely limited inventory on a single frisbee, disappointed sources…
November 18, 2020 Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost Gamer Asks Chipotle Employee Which Type of Beans Provide Better Stat Boost AUSTIN — Frustrating employees and other patrons and holding up the line behind him with his questions, a local gamer asked a Chipotle employee taking…
October 3, 2020 Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar Realm’s Chosen Savior Agonizing at Lair Entrance Whether to Drop Broadsword or Scimitar HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink was spotted outside the entrance…
November 28, 2018 Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel’Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon, managed to replace his current…
