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New California Energy Tax Makes You Pay 10 Cents to Open New Browser Tab

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A new tax goes into effect for California residents this week that will cost them 10 cents…

4 years ago

Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…

5 years ago

Power Surges Through Reddit Moderator’s Body as He Bans User During Social Studies

KANSAS, Okla. — Local eighth grader and moderator for subreddit r/gaming Kris Stevens reportedly felt power coursing through his veins…

6 years ago

9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project

PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…

7 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Redditor Is Furious

NEW YORK — Local redditor Steven Grossinger, 21, also known as u/gorlock95, was reportedly furious across multiple online arguments today…

7 years ago