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Twitch Bans All Mentions of Virgin Mary and Incel Joseph

SAN FRANCISCO — Just before Christmas, video streaming platform Twitch has banned users from making any mention of the Virgin…

4 years ago

Nerd Buys Tiny Fedora to Wear on Penis In Case Anyone Sees It

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…

6 years ago

Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…

7 years ago