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Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 OddsFurry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds

Furry Entrant in Kentucky Derby Going Off at 1,786,326-1 Odds

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…

6 years ago
Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower HorsesRed Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower Horses

Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition Just Regular Edition With Slower Horses

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games confirmed yesterday that their new release Red Dead Redemption 2: Extended Edition is just the…

6 years ago
Mount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim HorsesMount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim Horses

Mount Everest is Littered With Dead Skyrim Horses

NEPAL — The Elder Scrolls fan site FansRoDah.net shocked the climbing world today when it reported there are hundreds of…

7 years ago
Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States AwayFavored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…

7 years ago