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Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day NowLeprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago
Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger PaintingHorrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…

4 years ago
New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will DieNew Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for…

4 years ago
Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still VisibleDisgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of…

5 years ago
Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald ReaganDead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan

Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan

MONTREAL — Developer Behaviour Interactive announced the next DLC pack for its horror game Dead by Daylight will expand the game’s…

5 years ago
Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the LightsReview: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

5 years ago
Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or NotHorror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

6 years ago
Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous SummersCamp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…

6 years ago
Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused ItGamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It

Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It

TULSA, Okla. — Alex Watson’s Dualshock 2 reportedly went “fucking postal” vibrating on the coffee table in front of him…

6 years ago