horror

Leprechaun Assures Wife That Mortal Kombat Is Going to Call Any Day Now

MAPLE GROVE, Minn. — The titular star of the Leprechaun series of films has reportedly been assuring his family that…

4 years ago

Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…

4 years ago

New Facebook Tab Switches to Classic Mode If Clicked, But Somebody You Don’t Know Will Die

SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for…

4 years ago

Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of…

4 years ago

Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan

MONTREAL — Developer Behaviour Interactive announced the next DLC pack for its horror game Dead by Daylight will expand the game’s…

4 years ago

Review: ‘Resident Evil 3’ Failed to Deliver One Scare After We Muted It and Turned on All the Lights

Resident Evil 3 is the latest remake in the sprawling, allegedly scary franchise, and, on the surface, picks up where…

5 years ago

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

5 years ago

Camp Crystal Lake Closes After Seven Disastrous Summers

CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…

6 years ago

Gamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It

TULSA, Okla. — Alex Watson’s Dualshock 2 reportedly went “fucking postal” vibrating on the coffee table in front of him…

6 years ago