horizon: zero dawn

Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Halo 3, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Pac-Man?

South Korea, 1950: U.S. soldiers kill an undetermined amount of refugees on a railroad bridge southeast of Seoul. Rather than…

4 years ago

Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel

KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning…

7 years ago

Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts

AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer…

7 years ago

Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal

LAKE WOBEGON, Minn. — The Council of Siblings began an intensive investigation after a stunned household reeled collectively as Brendan…

7 years ago

Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us

REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if…

7 years ago