May 30, 2020 Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Halo 3, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Pac-Man? Can You Violate the Geneva Conventions in Halo 3, Horizon Zero Dawn, and Pac-Man? South Korea, 1950: U.S. soldiers kill an undetermined amount of refugees on a railroad bridge southeast of Seoul. Rather than becoming a grotesque stain on…
February 1, 2018 Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel Gamer Exploring Beautiful, Detailed Open World Can’t Wait to Unlock Fast Travel KENOSHA, Wis. — Local gamer Kelly Redmond expressed frustration at the lack of a fast travel option shortly after beginning exploration-focused open world game “Horizon:…
November 9, 2017 Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts Heroic Video Game Designer Gives Female Protagonist Average-Sized Breasts AMSTERDAM — Honored for his astounding design work on the fantasy roleplaying game Horizon Zero Dawn, Guerrilla Games senior producer Jochen Willemsen proudly accepted an…
November 8, 2017 Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal Council of Siblings Begins Official Investigation in #DeleteGate Scandal LAKE WOBEGON, Minn. — The Council of Siblings began an intensive investigation after a stunned household reeled collectively as Brendan Gunderson’s Horizon: Zero Dawn save…
November 7, 2017 Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us Microsoft: Xbox One X is The Best Way to Never Get to Play The Last of Us REDMOND, Wash. — With the Xbox One X hitting stores today, gamers nationwide are lining up to find out if the system can indeed keep…
