March 26, 2021 Gamer Captures Bigfoot at Atrocious 1080p Resolution Gamer Captures Bigfoot at Atrocious 1080p Resolution LONGVIEW, Wash. — Gamer cryptologist Emma Donovan claimed she saw Bigfoot in the woods this morning, but was only able to get footage at an…
March 14, 2018 Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It DAVENPORT, Iowa — Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that rug with the roads and…
