March 22, 2020 HDMI Cord Seemingly Connected to the Abyss HDMI Cord Seemingly Connected to the Abyss SHAMONG, N.J. — After attempting to disconnect her Xbox One, local gamer Kim Mahoney discovered that her HDMI cord was apparently connected to a bottomless…
March 25, 2019 Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports Apple’s New Streaming Service Boldly Removes Your TV’s HDMI Ports CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple announced their long-awaited new streaming service Apple TV+ during a keynote address at the company’s headquarters this morning, introducing a slate…
September 3, 2018 Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables Man Unsure How He Came to Own 48 HDMI Cables WITCHITA, Kan. — Following a recent move, Clark Markson has reportedly grown perplexed at the several dozen HDMI cords he has somehow acquired. “I bought…
