harry potter

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds DearVengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago
Experimental Book Features Unreliable AuthorExperimental Book Features Unreliable Author

Experimental Book Features Unreliable Author

LONDON — Transgressive writer J.K Rowling has astonished audiences with her new book Troubled Blood, featuring herself as the story’s…

4 years ago
JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy NovelJK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

JK Rowling Announces Personal Fantasy Novel

LONDON — Harry Potter author JK Rowling has announced that her next novel, about a cisgender man who dresses as…

4 years ago
Progress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott CardProgress: We Finally Have a Female Orson Scott Card

Progress: We Finally Have Female Orson Scott Card

EDINBURGH — Young adult fiction fans are rejoicing as the literature world finally has a female equivalent to Orson Scott…

5 years ago
J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising CampaignJ.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

J.K. Rowling Reveals Harry Potter Would Vote for Michael Bloomberg in Obvious Advertising Campaign

LONDON — In what fans are calling the most pathetic example of Michael Bloomberg’s viral campaign advertising, Harry Potter author…

5 years ago
Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming GenderPottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender

LONDON — A recent Pottermore update will now require users to upload pictures of their genitals in order to confirm…

5 years ago
Self-Described ‘Gryffindor’ Lacks Courage to Hold Any Other BeliefsSelf-Described ‘Gryffindor’ Lacks Courage to Hold Any Other Beliefs

Self-Described ‘Gryffindor’ Lacks Courage to Hold Any Other Beliefs

ATLANTA — Local Harry Potter fan and self-described “Gryffindor,” Daniel Wells, decidedly fails to live up to the courage associated…

5 years ago
Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck MachineRick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson a Pansexual Fuck Machine

Rick Riordan Announces Percy Jackson Pansexual Fuck Machine

BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…

6 years ago
Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From HogwartsHarry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

6 years ago