October 31, 2020 Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in his halloween basket, leveling him…
November 19, 2019 Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Paranormal teen-killer Freddy Krueger is feeling totally freaked out while trying to haunt a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan’s dreams, sleeping sources confirmed. …
November 2, 2018 Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween MANCHESTER, N.H. — Grant Shelling, a bald wheelchair-bound professor at Manchester Community College, browsed a local Party City in an attempt to figure out what…
November 1, 2018 Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House Trick or Treater Dressed as Link Mistaken for Peter Pan at Every House TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
October 31, 2018 Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…
October 31, 2018 Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
