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Roguelike Genre Purist Hopes Someone Will Develop Roguelike Someday

SPOKANE, Wash. — Gamer and self-proclaimed roguelike genre purist Noreen Ramirez, hot off the heels of her tenth no-hit run…

4 years ago

Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are…

4 years ago

‘Hades’ Video Game Inexplicably Wins TIME’s 2020 Person of the Year

NEW YORK — TIME Magazine has shocked the world, announcing today that their 2020 Person of the Year is inexplicably…

4 years ago

The Diversity in ‘Hades’ Is Unrealistic Because There Should Be More White People in Hell

I love Hades as much as everyone else seems to, but I have to admit that the diversity in the…

4 years ago

Game About Inescapable Hellscape Really Resonating With People Right Now For Some Reason

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Developers at Supergiant Games reportedly cannot pinpoint why their hit game Hades, about a man attempting…

4 years ago

Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing

ANKENY, Iowa — Unemployed and recently single roguelike enthusiast Daryl Cain says that he feels a strong connection to the…

4 years ago