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Mass Shootings Drop to 0 After Congress Increases Minimum Death Requirement to 1,000

WASHINGTON — Democrats and Republicans in the Senate voted unanimously today on a bill that raises the minimum number of…

4 years ago

Bullshit Photoshop Class Doesn’t Even Tell You How to Give Mario Gun

AUSTIN, Texas —  Local graphic design student Rachel Valdez expressed frustration this week after realizing her Intro to Photoshop class…

4 years ago

Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Homeowner Kris Mullens, 47, reportedly keeps a 3D printer design for a gun under his pillow in…

5 years ago

I’ve Been in the Army Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once

Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…

5 years ago

5 Great Apex Legends Weapons That Will Be Absolutely Useless in Your Pathetic Hands

Are you looking to up your win rate in Apex Legends? Do you have absolutely no understanding of the basic…

6 years ago

Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun

Considering the grueling working conditions for video game developers, the long hours they put in for little to no overtime…

6 years ago

Fighting Game Character With Fucking Gun Considered Low Tier

AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out…

6 years ago

New Tom Clancy Novel About Friggin Gun That Became President

BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…

6 years ago

Guy Reloads by Shooting Kid Offscreen

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…

7 years ago