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New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous RampageNew GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage

New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage

NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to…

4 years ago
Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted LevelPolice Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level

LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the…

5 years ago
If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?

Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for…

5 years ago
Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest ControversyRockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy

NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a…

6 years ago
Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ CollectionHumble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection

SAN FRANCISCO  —  Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted…

6 years ago
Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the CupsCuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups

REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that…

7 years ago
Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-GameGrand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game

NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature…

7 years ago
If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?

All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception.  Is it “crazy” to conduct your…

7 years ago
Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD RemasterViolent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster

WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…

7 years ago