May 12, 2021 New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage New GTA “Israel Mode” Gives Civilians a Little Pocket Knife so You Feel Better About Going on Murderous Rampage NEW YORK — Grand Theft Auto 5 is getting a new Israel-themed game mode that gives tiny pocket knives to pedestrians, meaning you can murder…
July 8, 2020 Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level Police Department Assigns Peaceful Protestors Automatic Five-Star Wanted Level LOS SANTOS, Calif. — In a move that local activists decried as the latest example of carceral state overreach, the Los Santos Police Department has…
June 11, 2020 If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal? Hey you ugly motherfuckers! I’ve been watching your pissy little protests and I have just one little bitty question for you. WHERE THE FUCK AM…
May 31, 2019 Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy Rockstar Games Posts Hastily Drawn 6 on Twitter to Distract People From Latest Controversy NEW YORK — Hours after a new controversy about Rockstar Games became public knowledge, the video game company posted a crudely drawn teaser image featuring…
October 17, 2018 Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection SAN FRANCISCO — Popular digital storefront Humble Bundle has revealed it’s latest collection of cultivated games available at a discounted price. The ‘Pretty Much Grand…
August 14, 2018 Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups Cuphead’s ‘Hot Coffee’ Mod Lets You Fuck the Cups REDMOND, Wash. — Microsoft apologized after fans discovered secret files that allows access to a hidden mode within Cuphead that players describe as a “hardcore…
July 1, 2018 Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game Grand Theft Auto VI to Feature Rideshare Conversation Avoidance Mini-Game NEW YORK — Rockstar Games has announced that the newest installment in its flagship Grand Theft Auto series will feature the ability to use rideshare…
March 4, 2018 If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me? All great scientists are called maniacs in their time, and I am no exception. Is it “crazy” to conduct your own experiments? To gather your…
February 24, 2018 Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster Violent Video Games Argument Receives HD Remaster WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster of the allegation that video…
