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Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…

3 years ago

Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…

3 years ago

God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name

HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…

4 years ago

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…

4 years ago

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

4 years ago

God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes

HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…

5 years ago

Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven

ATLANTA  — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…

5 years ago

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

6 years ago

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…

7 years ago