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Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfeeEarth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…

4 years ago
Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and OceanDay Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…

4 years ago
God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File NameGod Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name

God Laughs as Man Puts “Final” in Exported File Name

HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…

5 years ago
God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonaldGod Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…

5 years ago
Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds DearVengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

Vengeful God Moves On to Next Thing Tumblr Holds Dear

HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…

5 years ago
God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create DudesGod Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes

God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes

HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…

5 years ago
Man Builds PC Tower to HeavenMan Builds PC Tower to Heaven

Man Builds PC Tower to Heaven

ATLANTA  — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…

6 years ago
God Resigns After Discovery of Old TestamentGod Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

God Resigns After Discovery of Old Testament

HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…

7 years ago
God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too HighGod Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…

8 years ago