MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…
LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…
HEAVEN — Our Heavenly Father was overwhelmed with laughter after watching Illinois native Bobby Kenworth use the word “final” in…
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
HIGHER REALM — Overcome with wrath and scorn, the ruler of the universe has reportedly taken the next step toward…
HEAVEN — The almighty being who created the heavens and earth, God, admitted today that it’s actually kinda gay to…
ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…
HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…
