June 14, 2021 New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made pens mightier than swords. “Oooh…
December 21, 2020 Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released Cyberpunk 2077 QA Team Horrified to Learn Game Has Already Released WARSAW — After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077, Quality Assurance team members of…
December 14, 2020 CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is probably just one of its…
May 7, 2020 Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts TRENTON, N.J. — Claiming their child hasn’t been the same since he started gaming, concerned parents Mark and Liza Kristensen are blaming poorly-made, badly-reviewed video…
March 2, 2020 Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns Glitched Sock Clips Through Dryer and Despawns MINNEAPOLIS — A customer at a local laundromat, Jane Garrison, claims that one of her socks experienced a physics glitch in a dryer, causing it…
January 10, 2020 Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run is Even Possible SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the plausibility of a truly glitchless…
June 25, 2019 Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches Tabletop Fallout RPG Somehow Still Full of Glitches SEATTLE — A group of Fallout fans who recently purchased the Fallout tabletop RPG were dismayed to discover that it too was full of game-breaking…
April 28, 2019 ‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess ‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo I’m Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess LEVITTOWN, Pa. — Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday by dodge rolling, making him…
September 1, 2018 Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain Hackers Exploit N64 Hardware Glitch That Makes Mario Feel Real Pain TOKYO, Japan — The gaming community discovered yet another vulnerability in the classic Nintendo 64 console, which works in conjunction with the game Super Mario…
