January 5, 2021 When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…
February 5, 2020 R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do R2-D2 Suddenly Remembers a Bunch of Cool Shit It Can Do LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of the Empire’s they had infiltrated,…
November 16, 2019 George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video George Lucas’ Daughter Furious After Discovering Special Edition of High School Graduation Video SAN FRANCISCO — Amanda Lucas, daughter of Star Wars creator George Lucas, was reportedly enraged after discovering that her father had made unsolicited changes to…
November 25, 2018 George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives George Lucas Pitches Crazy Rich Neimoidians to Horrified Disney Executives BURBANK, Calif. — George Lucas reportedly crashed an executive meeting at Disney, where he feverishly proposed a film called Crazy Rich Neimoidians to horrified executives,…
September 8, 2017 Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the recent vacancy at the helm…
