November 25, 2020 Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple tips, you’ll be racking up…
November 23, 2020 Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack of experience playing any other…
November 12, 2020 CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea ATLANTA — Warning that the spread of the new threat would only add further strain to the ongoing global health crisis, virologists at the CDC…
November 6, 2020 Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair Six-Hour Operation Finally Separates Headphone Cord From Wheel of Office Chair CAYCE, S.C. — After over six hours of tense surgery, an emergency procedure has finally separated local gamer Andrae Webb’s headset cord from the wheel…
October 20, 2020 World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat PEORIA, Ill. — Friends of Shaun Conner were disappointed but unsurprised as he continually raised the defense stat of his RPG character, cementing his place…
October 16, 2020 Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On BANGOR, Maine — Local gamer Ned Price finally downloaded a multiplayer game his friends have been playing nonstop for weeks, only to discover that they’ve…
September 24, 2020 Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services Amazon’s Luna Threatens to Put Final Nail in Mom and Pop Cloud Based Gaming Services SAND LAKE, Mich. — Amazon surprised the world today with its announcement of Luna, the cloud based gaming service expected to be the final blow…
September 22, 2020 Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming Gamer Needs to Gamify Playing Video Games In Order to Get Through Gaming PHILADELPHIA — Local gamer Carla Ward reportedly needs to trick herself into finishing video games by gamifying them in order to get through her daily…
July 28, 2020 Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a whole slate of new video…
