gaming

Weakest Squad Member Also Most Successful in Real Life

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Tim Gilbert is facing criticism from his friend group for focusing on his career and…

6 years ago

I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…

6 years ago

Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released

Hello everyone, and welcome to Hard Drive, Version 1.4.0.! First of all, we would like to thank everyone for enjoying…

6 years ago

Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby

GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers…

6 years ago

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

6 years ago

60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University,…

7 years ago

One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment

ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where…

7 years ago

Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS

NEW YORK — After years out of the limelight, mysterious gaming legend AAA finally plans to face his rival ASS…

7 years ago

MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

7 years ago