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Weakest Squad Member Also Most Successful in Real LifeWeakest Squad Member Also Most Successful in Real Life

Weakest Squad Member Also Most Successful in Real Life

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Tim Gilbert is facing criticism from his friend group for focusing on his career and…

7 years ago
I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One NoticedI Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…

7 years ago
Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. ReleasedHard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released

Hard Drive Patch 1.4.0. Released

Hello everyone, and welcome to Hard Drive, Version 1.4.0.! First of all, we would like to thank everyone for enjoying…

7 years ago
Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite HobbyProfessional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby

Professional Streamer Thanks Fans For Slowly Ruining His Favorite Hobby

GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers…

7 years ago
Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind ItShitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

7 years ago
60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer

60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University,…

7 years ago
One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery CompartmentOne Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment

One Dead, One Missing in Game Boy Battery Compartment

ATLANTA — Local college student Gina Morris came upon a terrible atrocity inside her Game Boy Color this morning, where…

8 years ago
Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASSReclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS

Reclusive Arcade Gaming Legend AAA Returns to Face Rival ASS

NEW YORK — After years out of the limelight, mysterious gaming legend AAA finally plans to face his rival ASS…

8 years ago
MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their MovesMMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

MMA Fighters Spend First Round Figuring out Their Moves

NEWARK, N.J. — A match-up on the undercard of last night’s Mayhem at the Metro event began unusually, as both…

8 years ago