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6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company

6 Must-Have Gaming Accessories That Just Happen to All Be Sold by Our Parent Company

Playing video games with the top-of-the-line technology can be really expensive, but it’s 100% worth every penny of your hard…

4 years ago
Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live PartyVampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party

FORKS, Wash. — Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in…

4 years ago
Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill BigotBroken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot

ANN ARBOR, Mich. — While saving up to repair his broken gaming PC, local man Josh Quell underwent a transformation…

4 years ago
Yoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for ChildrenYoshi Game Just a Little Too Obviously for Children

Yoshi Game Just Little Too Obviously for Children

KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…

4 years ago
Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While SwipingGamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

Gamer Increases Odds of Tinder Match by Holding Down-B While Swiping

ATHENS, Ohio — Single gamer Evan Hughes reportedly believes that holding down and B while swiping on Tinder increases his…

4 years ago
Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ SaleSteam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

Steam Announces Oddly Specific ‘Games You and Molly Used to Play Before You Broke Up’ Sale

BELLEVUE, Wash. — Online video game retailer Steam has announced an eerily particular sale, seemingly curated exclusively around games you…

4 years ago
Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More GamersBeware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers

The national debate over minimum wage has raged on in the United States ever since President Biden made it an…

4 years ago
Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA TestersGamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers

Gamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Respectfully ignoring the opportunity to press the X button and skip the entire sequence, local gamer…

4 years ago
Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing ThatMan Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…

5 years ago