March 9, 2020 Reggie Proposes GameStop Increase Business By Including a Free Copy Of ‘Wii Sports’ With Every Purchase Reggie Proposes GameStop Increase Business By Including a Free Copy Of ‘Wii Sports’ With Every Purchase GRAPEVINE, Texas — Assuring his fellow board members that his plan would work just as well as it did the first time, sources say that…
December 31, 2019 World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s top surgeons performed the first…
November 19, 2019 Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff Keighley dropped the news that…
July 13, 2019 GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her ATHENS, Ga. — Concerned local GameStop employee Jameson Hale reported that he witnessed a woman buying an M-rated game for an underage child, a crime…
April 11, 2019 GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time TEMPE, Ariz. — A female cashier at a Gamestop location recently reported being intimidated, condescended to, and flirted with by one single customer, an inexplicable…
November 20, 2018 Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare SOUTH BEND, Ind. — An increasingly deserted GameStop store inside the local University Park Mall has unveiled an innovative strategy to help the struggling video…
August 23, 2018 Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the best time to ask who…
July 30, 2018 GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy GRAPEVINE, Texas — Retail gaming giant GameStop has reportedly reserved a claim of Chapter 7 bankruptcy, one of finance’s most buzzed about states. “I’ve…
June 6, 2018 Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing a used title of inFAMOUS…
