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35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide

35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide

ITHACA, N.Y. — Sources report that Manuel Contreras, a 35-year old bachelor, was recently recognized purchasing a God of War…

7 years ago
GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina PanthersGameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

GameStop Offers $13.75 for the Carolina Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C.— Following the surprising announcement that the Carolina Panthers will be put up for sale in the wake sexual…

7 years ago
Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam StoreLocal Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store

Local Grandpa Drops by GameStop to Ask for Directions to the Steam Store

DENVER — Local grandfather Bill Willinkins drove his Lincoln Town Car to the GameStop in the Sutherland mall in an…

7 years ago
99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders

99-Year Old Former GameStop Employee Insists He Was Just Following Orders

HAGUE, Netherlands — On trial for a litany of crimes against humanity, ninety-nine year old former GameStop employee Max Sheehan…

7 years ago
GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed OriginsGameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins

GameStop Now Offering Pre-Returns of Assassin’s Creed Origins

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Video game retailer GameStop announced that for Ubisoft’s highly anticipated game, Assassin’s Creed Origins, it would allow…

7 years ago
Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial GroundsHaunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds

Haunted GameStop Found to be Built Atop Ancient Atari E.T. Game Burial Grounds

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — A recently opened GameStop experiencing a rash of paranormal phenomena was discovered to be built atop the…

7 years ago
God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too HighGod Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

God Punishes GameStop Employees for Building Funko Pop Tower Too High

STROUDSBURG, Penn. — Heavenly father of all creation God recently rained His anger down upon a group of arrogant GameStop…

8 years ago
GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-OrderGameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

GameStop Employee Whips Himself in Back Room After Failing to Sell Pre-Order

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. —  GameStop sales representative Donald Simpson quietly walked to the employee breakroom and proceeded to whip himself after…

8 years ago
GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3

GameStop Unveils Used N64 at E3

LOS ANGELES — Amid a packed auditorium, EDM music and swirling laser lights, GameStop CEO J. Paul Raines unveiled a…

8 years ago