Gamestop

Reggie Proposes GameStop Increase Business By Including Free Copy Of ‘Wii Sports’ With Every Purchase

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Assuring his fellow board members that his plan would work just as well as it did the…

5 years ago

World-Class Team of Surgeons Successfully Removes GameStop Sticker

PHILADELPHIA — A major breakthrough in medical science took place late last night, as a team consisting of the world’s…

5 years ago

Geoff Keighley Announces Best Layoffs Category for Game Awards

LOS ANGELES — During a YouTube livestream announcing the nominees for the upcoming 2019 Game Awards, founder and host Geoff…

5 years ago

GameStop Employee Worried Middle Aged Woman Is Buying M-Rated Game for Tiny Child Next to Her

ATHENS, Ga. — Concerned local GameStop employee Jameson Hale reported that he witnessed a woman buying an M-rated game for…

5 years ago

GameStop Employee Somehow Being Threatened, Patronized, and Hit On at Same Time

TEMPE, Ariz. — A female cashier at a Gamestop location recently reported being intimidated, condescended to, and flirted with by…

6 years ago

Mall GameStop to Start Charging for Daycare

SOUTH BEND, Ind. —  An increasingly deserted GameStop store inside the local University Park Mall has unveiled an innovative strategy…

6 years ago

Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the…

6 years ago

GameStop Preorders Bankruptcy

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Retail gaming giant GameStop has reportedly reserved a claim of Chapter 7 bankruptcy, one of finance’s most…

6 years ago

Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop

AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing…

6 years ago