Gamestop

GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop announced today that it is expanding its trade-in program from used video games to weapons, armor,…

4 years ago

Financially Savvy Gamer Inks Six Figure Deal

NEW YORK — Local gamer and financial wizard Thomas Kleinman impressed his friends and family with the news that he…

4 years ago

Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion

NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile…

4 years ago

Redditor Accidentally Invests Life Savings in GameSpot

SAN FRANCISCO — Local redditor Nelson Briggs has reportedly invested his entire life savings into video game news website GameSpot,…

4 years ago

GameStop Introduces Curbside Pestering

GRAPEVINE, Texas — As the COVID-19 pandemic continues with no signs of slowing down, GameStop has announced that its patented…

4 years ago

Guy Looting GameStop Makes Off With 300 Empty Cases

BOSTON — An unidentified looter was seen breaking into a Gamestop early Friday morning and absconding with over 300 empty…

4 years ago

Dickheads Camp in Real Life

PHILADELPHIA — Photos are circulating social media showing three armed dickheads on the roof of a GameStop store, camping the…

4 years ago

New GameStop Program Sends Employees to Your House to Break Any Games You Didn’t Buy Insurance For

GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good…

5 years ago

GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic…

5 years ago