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Breath of the Wild 2 Trailer Pleases Fans for Nearly Whole Afternoon

KYOTO, Japan — The recent premiere of footage from the highly anticipated Breath of the Wild 2 entry in the…

3 years ago

New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society

COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question:…

4 years ago

Gamers Riot in Streets to Ensure Epic Gets Better Revenue Sharing Deal With Apple

SEATTLE — In response to the escalating tension between Apple and Epic, masses of angry gamers have taken to the…

4 years ago

Fuck It: Gamers Canceled

WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…

4 years ago

Community Applauds at 3 a.m. Every Day to Celebrate Gaming Heroes Who Don’t Go Outside

NEW YORK — The residents of New York City have begun applauding out their windows every single day at three…

5 years ago

Video Game for Gamers by Gamers

LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…

5 years ago

‘The Onion’ Apparently Thinks Video Games Are Joke

Today, satirical news website The Onion launched a new section, Onion Gamers Network, in a sick attempt to turn our…

6 years ago

Opinion: It’s Time for Gamers to Unionize

There’s a real problem in the game industry. Since its inception, one underrepresented group of people has gradually become abused,…

6 years ago

New Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand

SINGAPORE — Secretlab has announced a new line of gaming computer chairs with state-of-the-art adjustable height technology which allows gamers…

6 years ago