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Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still VisibleDisgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible

PHILADELPHIA — Local game enthusiast and known little baby bitch boy Shawn Hughes began his playthrough of The Last of…

5 years ago
Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is OverratedGamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated

Gamer Goes on Mission Trip to Tell Impoverished Communities ‘The Last of Us’ Is Overrated

UGANDA — A devout gamer has voyaged to a third world country on a missionary trip to inform the poor…

5 years ago
Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With SonGamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

Gamer Dad Gives Up 20-25 Hours Into Forging Connection With Son

SALEM, N.H. — Local gamer father Jack Ruebens has announced he will stop attempting to forge a relationship with his…

5 years ago
Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being ExploitedOpinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited

Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited

Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing GameQuarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

5 years ago
Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be DifferentHistorically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…

5 years ago
Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier TodayGamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

Gamer Nostalgic for Earlier Today

TUCSON, Ariz. — A local gamer has released a statement outlining how much he pines for the simpler, purer era…

5 years ago
Video Game for Gamers by GamersVideo Game for Gamers by Gamers

Video Game for Gamers by Gamers

LOS ANGELES — A new video game is in production by a group of gamers and is intended to appeal…

5 years ago
Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

Gamer Spices Up Resume With ‘Spends Hours Daily Solving Puzzles, Cooperating With Teammates, and Clearing Objectives’

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local gamer Kayla Stephenson reportedly included various video game skills on a job resume in an attempt…

5 years ago