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Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking UpGamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

Gamer Can’t Help But Hear ‘Continue?’ Every Day When Waking Up

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local gamer Stephen McLaughlin can’t help but hear the voice of the Super Smash Bros. Melee announcer…

5 years ago
Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy PieceIsle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece

Isle Delfino Residents Guessing at Political Message Behind New Banksy Piece

ISLE DELFINO — Residents of Isle Delfino were left shocked and amazed this week as a mysterious public art installation…

5 years ago
NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash BrosNYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros

NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…

5 years ago
Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’

Gamer Training Months for Melee Tournament Heartbroken Upon Discovering They Didn’t Mean ‘Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee’

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Dedicated Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee player Duncan Cooker was recently disappointed to realize that the “Melee”…

5 years ago
Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?

Get It Together: Can You Remember What Case You Left Melee in Before Your Sleepover Devolves Into Chaos?

It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…

5 years ago
36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

36-Year-Old Gamer Practicing Every Day For Casual Smash Bros Match With Nephew at Family Get Together

ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Jimmy Feldman has reportedly been practicing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for three hours every single day after…

6 years ago
Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005

Melee Player Can’t Believe Someone Would Just Throw Out Zenith CRT TV With Built-In VCR From 2005

PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith…

6 years ago
College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCubeCollege Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having a GameCube

College Roommates Try to Save Relationship by Having GameCube

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Four college students at Syracuse University have reportedly attempted to neglect their own shortcomings as roommates and…

6 years ago
Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube ControllerPurist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

Purist Surgeon Refuses to Operate Surgery Robot With Anything but GameCube Controller

BOSTON — Explaining that newer controllers don’t quite provide the same comfort or familiarity, surgeon Dr. Frank Powell said this…

7 years ago