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iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You BuyiPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy

iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just Big Gem You Buy

DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just…

4 years ago
Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat CodeMobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…

4 years ago
Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 BillionStupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion

Stupid Mobile Game Costs Hedge Fund Manager $1 Billion

NEW YORK — Hedge fund manager Tweed Newtshire lost over $1 billion this week, all because of a dumb mobile…

4 years ago
Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad BoyfriendScott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is a Pretty Bad Boyfriend

Scott Pilgrim Game Re-Release Includes Disclaimer Screen Acknowledging That Scott Is Pretty Bad Boyfriend

TORONTO — Fans of the long-inaccessible retro beat ‘em up Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game were pleasantly surprised…

4 years ago
Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing ThatMan Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

Man Who Eats, Sleeps, and Breathes Video Games Advised by Doctor to Stop Doing That

BOSTON — Urgently advising the at-risk man to change his dangerous lifestyle immediately, a doctor at Massachusetts General Hospital advised…

4 years ago
Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much WritingAspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing

Aspiring Video Game Writer Didn’t Expect Job Application to Involve So Much Writing

LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Prospective game writer Evan Richards quit halfway through a job application to an independent game studio…

4 years ago
Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili DoritosGame Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

Game Produced Without Crunch Unless You Count the Delicious Crunch of These Sweet Chili Doritos

SEATTLE — Tire Tactics, the newly released car combat title from Spitfire Games, has been commended for being produced while…

4 years ago
Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by WeedsEmployees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

Employees Returning to Work for First Time in Months Discover Office Overrun by Weeds

TAMPA, Fla. — Employees returning to the local offices of Seabass Accounting & Tax Services this week were reportedly shocked…

5 years ago
Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It InterruptedShitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

Shitty Mobile Game Ad More Fun Than Shitty Mobile Game It Interrupted

WARRENTON, Mo. — In a revelation that made him question his instincts, local gamer Kevin Lanigan recently realized that the…

5 years ago