June 21, 2021 Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast Man Rereading ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ to Prepare for Release of Book 6 Worried His One-Page-a-Day Pace Too Fast ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local fantasy fan Geoffrey Parsons is reportedly worried that his A Song of Ice and Fire reread, in which he reads one…
October 6, 2020 Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths Local Wedding Linked to 3,500 Deaths WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report. “The band had just finished…
December 6, 2019 Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on a Tuesday for Shits and Giggles BANGOR, Maine — Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire…
November 5, 2019 Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Ah, Shit: We Forgot to Review ‘Game of Thrones’ Winter has come, the bells have tolled, and now our watch has ended. Game of Thrones, the fantasy juggernaut that launched HBO into the streaming…
July 4, 2019 Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword Next Game of Thrones? My Hot Friend Bought a Sword After the thrilling conclusion of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones left viewers decidedly enthralled and satisfied, the world is ready to take on…
May 22, 2019 Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’ Thousands of Parents Now Regret Naming Their Children ‘Game of Thrones’ UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and humiliation after naming their children…
May 19, 2019 Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM Campaign Finishes Three-Year Run Without DM BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
May 19, 2019 ‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now ‘Game of Thrones’ Prepares for Final Climactic Clash Between Those Who Think It’s Still Good and Those Who Think It Sucks Dick Now NEW YORK — As HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones comes to a conclusion, fans are preparing for the grand finale, featuring one last all-out…
May 17, 2019 Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4 Inept Hacker Leaks Game of Thrones Season 3 Episode 4 GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones today, but was only able…
