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New GameStop Program Sends Employees to Your House to Break Any Games You Didn’t Buy Insurance For

GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good…

5 years ago

GameStop Refuses to Close Doors Unless Local Authorities Sign Up for PowerUp Rewards

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop has told all of its employees that they should not close stores during the COVID-19 pandemic…

5 years ago

Game Informer Announces Plans to Licky Boom Boom Down

MINNEAPOLIS — Announcing the surprising news alongside a cover featuring reggae one-hit-wonder Snow of “Informer” fame, monthly gaming magazine Game…

6 years ago

Gamer Rolls Around in Three Dollars and Twenty-Five Cents He Saved by Going to GameStop

AKRON, Ohio — Sources confirm that local gamer Gary Norris has spread the modest sum of $3.25 saved by purchasing…

6 years ago