June 27, 2021 Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’ Asshole D&D Player Can’t Make Session Because ‘Their Parents Died’ MIDDLETON, Wis. — Local dipshit and occasional tabletop gamer Christian Taylor has cancelled on his supposedly regular Dungeons and Dragons group yet again with the…
May 29, 2020 Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements Elite Gaming Keyboard Used to Book Funeral Arrangements BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Grieving son and PC gamer Eliott Ward reportedly booked funeral arrangements for his late mother with a $199 Corsair K95 RGB PLATINUM…
May 15, 2020 Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock Gamer Honors Friend at Funeral With Homie Stock MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning friend Dave Werner took a…
January 26, 2020 Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral Home, where they shared stories…
September 29, 2018 Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of the USB port, had been…
August 23, 2018 Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up Guy Waiting for Right Moment to Ask How Dead Cousin’s Game Collection Being Divvied Up ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the best time to ask who…
