March 25, 2020 Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend Coup Player Clearly Lying About Being Your Friend BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources report one of these Coup…
December 27, 2019 Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’ TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship was formed upon their shared…
November 25, 2019 Hundreds Bonded in Power of Friendship Reactor Meltdown Hundreds Bonded in Power of Friendship Reactor Meltdown SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A calibration error led to the devastating meltdown of a local Power of Friendship Reactor this morning that has brought nearby families…
