May 3, 2020 ‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Concert Features 500-Foot Ted Nugent ‘Call of Duty: Warzone’ Concert Features 500-Foot Ted Nugent Following in the footsteps of rival free-to-play battle royale game Fortnite, the developers of Call of Duty: Warzone held a 45-minute in-game concert last night…
December 25, 2019 Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone Nation’s Little Cousins Launch Inquiry Into What Games You Got On Your Phone SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you got on your phone, as…
August 1, 2019 Fortnite World Cup Winner Bugha Offered $3 Million Prize in Lump Sum, Annuity, or V-Bucks Fortnite World Cup Winner Bugha Offered $3 Million Prize in Lump Sum, Annuity, or V-Bucks NEW YORK — Following a momentous victory at the Fortnite World Cup finals, 16-year-old eSports prodigy Kyle ‘Bugha’ Giersdorf now faces the delicate financial decision…
May 23, 2019 Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit Tfue Posts YouTube Rant on How Cesar Chavez Was Low Key on Some Real Labor Rights Clout Shit LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe Clan, posting a YouTube video…
March 18, 2019 Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card Epic Games Store to Only Accept Your Parent’s Credit Card CARY, N.C. — In its continued effort to differentiate itself from the Steam Store, Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney announced that the only form of…
February 6, 2019 Trump Drops Surprise Announcement of New 325 Million-Player Battle Royale Trump Drops Surprise Announcement of New 325 Million-Player Battle Royale WASHINGTON — President Trump shocked the nation today when he unveiled a new plan which pits 325 million Americans in an all-out fight to the…
January 11, 2019 Soulja Boy Sues Fortnite For Not Putting His Dance in Their Game Soulja Boy Sues Fortnite For Not Putting His Dance in Their Game LOS ANGELES — Amidst the growing controversy over Fortnite’s use of dances created by other artists, Soulja Boy is the latest to sue Epic Games…
January 7, 2019 99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center 99 Children Found Dead at Local Fortnite Rehab Center BOISE, Idaho — Tragedy has struck a Heartline Rehab Center, where ninety-nine children, of one hundred who were admitted for addiction to the video game…
December 5, 2018 I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex of every interaction I’d had…
